September 2011
3 posts
Bucket list
I sorta friend of mine (more a friend of my husbands) posted a bucket list the other day and it got me thinking a lot about what I really want accomplished before I “go back to the mud”.
Before I dive into that I’d like to take a moment to talk about the friend. Her and I have know each other a really long time, but we never became friends. We were always on “opposing...
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Clients From Hell: Checking the Traffic →
clientsfromhell:
Me: (over the phone) “Are you busy right now?” Client: “Sort of. I’m just checking the traffic in and out of our business.” Me: “Oh good. We’ve been having a good couple of weeks, haven’t we? What kind of figures are you seeing?” Client: “No one so far.” Me: “That’s impossible, I checked…
August 2011
1 post
Repost- "like time beneath castles" forgot I...
I have built a volt 100 miles wide and 100 miles deep, I still have all your secrets. They were yours to give and they are mine to keep. I will keep them in my volt locked up in the sea, there is no current strong enough to take them from me. They are trophies from love, friendship, companionship, the cure for ones loneliness, a prize for a smile at just the right time. I will keep them far after...
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
like the time beneath castles.
I’ll never understand why souls feel the need to pour to me. So I have built a volt 100 miles wide and 100 miles deep, I still have all your secrets. They were yours to give and they are mine to keep. I will keep them in my volt locked up in the sea, there is no current strong enough to take them from me. They are trophies from love, friendship, companionship, the cure for ones...
growing up - unlocked
I grew up in a houses with unlocked doors all the time. You went out, to bed, to the store, on a road trip that door was unlocked.
It was nice and it made you feel free. Maybe even untouchable. I never worried about what might come through the door.
So when I moved and had to lock my doors, I hated it. I felt trapped. I was hostile and protective.
As soon as I was able to revert to unlocked...
August 2010
1 post
Live, Laugh, Love,... what else is there??
So things have picked up. Moving along for us. We found a place that we signed a lease for today. Very exciting!! The official move in date is the 14th! WOOOTT That is as some of you may know a super important date for me! Meredith Paige’s Birthday!! She will be 20 this year!! OMG WHERE DID IT GO?!!?!? I will not get to spend this birthday with her again which makes me sad. But I have hope...
July 2010
9 posts
Rehoming- Maxx and Gypsey
It’s offical, I need to do whats best for my dogs. I need to rehome Maxx and Gypsey. I absolutely HATE that I need to do this but I have to give them what I can’t right now. They are not overly attached to eachother and are very different personaliities so they would each excell in different kinds of homes. Maxx is GREAT with all animals and children. Gypsey is a very good girl who would love...
Rehoming....
It’s offical, I need to do whats best for my dogs. I need to rehome Maxx and Gypsey. I absolutely HATE that I need to do this but I have to give them what I can’t right now. They are not overly attached to eachother and are very different personaliities so they would each excell in different kinds of homes. Maxx is GREAT with all animals and children. Gypsey is a very good girl who...
Moths are falsely blamed for eating clothing. It’s...
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Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini,...
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The drug name Premarin is derived from the origin...
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Your only faith
I can’t pray for you… Its just blastphamy from my lips. It will do you more bad then good. I think I used up all my karma your last bout of bad luck. Now Im left with nothing but pleading with the universe to grant me more time. Yet again I find myself helpless to the no where at all…
If I have anything to offer, it’s my blessing. I want you to fight, but I know you...
Pfft... normal
I am “normally” not one to post my opinion to a writers blog, or one to informed an uninformed stranger. Lately though I find myself willing to stop and say, “well…” or “hey check this out” Im not sure why, really. I just would like to see things inprove im my envirornment and this seems to be the only way to do that.
“normally” I would just...
In the classic movie-musical “The Wizard of Oz,”...
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June 2010
12 posts
The feminine version of “dude” is “dudine,” not...
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Babies have the strongest sense of smell. They can...
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The average person's left hand does 56% of the...
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Submitted by cupcakephallin:
I love this take the 2 minutes to read it!!! The... →
We do. No, shut up. We do. I’ll tell you why in a sec.
My wife and I are currently (and I mean as I type this) trying to figure out how to deal with a certain problem. I’ve mentioned the three other apartments in our building are filled with drunken revelers. I’m all for drunken revelry, but I’m…
Aerial Photography of Oil Spill
You can pretend all you want that this doesn’t effect you, but it does. It will effect the rest of your life, your chidren’s lives and your grand children’s lives.
We all need to stop living in “the moment” and look at the bigger picture… this shit needs to stop … NOW
Watchnerdology:
Marvel vs Capcom 3 Trailer
Oh hello Deadpool. It’s nice to see you.
The Daddy Complex: semi-regular scenario that... →
Let me map out a semi-regular scenario that occurs in our home:
I change Boone’s diaper
I put him in his highchair for lunch or dinner or whatever
He gets fussy
I theorize that he didn’t sleep well and try encouraging him to eat
He refuses, fussiness continues
I theorize that his new teeth…
“Stop Chinese Fur Farms – No More Skinning Animals Alive The German shepherd is...”
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Watchsenshuk:
lol, I would just like to say that she is amazing.
Iceland consumes more Coca Cola per capita than...
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A good day
I miss good days. They are so infrequent. It’s rare to say honestly - to have a full day all go well, stay positive and upbeat. Sure I can say that my days are alright; and yes I realize that many many people don’t even have “alright” days and they are still happy.
Maybe this past weekend spoiled me, all the fun and excitment. Outside the family there weren’t...
May 2010
40 posts
“You Are A:
Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (4th Level)
Ability Scores:...”
– What D&D Character Am I
Chinese Phrase of the Week - Mystery Topic...
senshuk:
simplisticecstasy:
你的眼睛比天上所有的星星和海里所有的珍珠还闪亮。
nǐ de yǎn jīng bǐ tiān shàng suǒ yǒu de xīng xīng hé hǎi lǐ suǒ yǒu de zhēn zhū hái shǎn liàng。
Your eyes twinkle brighter than all the stars up in the sky and all the pearls in the seas.
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If you don’t understand the above sentence and/or would like a breakdown, please refer to this week’s collection of CMTOTW posts....
clientsfromhell:
Phone call at 8 in the morning.
Client: ”I’m very disappointed in you not responding to my urgent emails! I flagged them URGENT!”
Me: “Uh, we’re technically not open for another half hour, what time did you send the emails?”
Client: ”Around 3am! I’ve been waiting FIVE HOURS for you to respond! You’re hardly treating it as urgent!”
Lets go digging
I have 2 drafts, from weeks ago that I never finished. All the points in said drafts are mostly mute.
Things are a bit crazy around here - G.pop is in the hospital again.. on his way back to Holy Family for P.T. by Monday. I hear on the news tonight that there was actually a shooting at said convalescent home. OHHHHH good. They are looking for the “attacker”. (Strangely I cant help...
Drinking and driving is safer than texting while...
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this right here is the reason im not in...
clientsfromhell:
Me: “The Typeface we set the headlines in is Bodoni.”
Client: “It doesn’t look very readable.”
Me: “Well it’s set 18 point and has been used as a face for over 200 years. It’s known for it’s legibility.”
Client: “You can’t fool me, fonts didn’t exist back then!”
GLASSES FRREEEEE BOOOOYAAAA
2 to 3 weeks n gpop should be home
Checking to see if i fixed the “twice twice” issue
Just booked my appoinment with kit for my all you can sit! June 16th cant come soon enough
Sake is taking over cheese cake tempura and green tea icecream…. Sooooooo gooooooddd
Green dragon- vodka midori and coconut cream…. Mmmmmm YUM but i think purple haze - hot sake and chambord wins
Did they get u to trade your heros for gold
Powers back baby is up and my firsts mommys day beings HAPPY MOMMYS DAY TO ALL MY MOMMY FRIENDS!